With their league of Soviet Cyborgs, the Cosmonaughties have been diligently working in the Vulvatron Lab. They've hopped into their rocket, the Fallopia Automatica and have travelled through space and time with only one thing on their minds, roller derby. (Photo by Erin Caruso) 

Links go to our bout recaps. | | May 15, 2010 | Cosmonaughties 102, Wicked Pissahs 107 | Season four | | April 17, 2010 | Cosmonaughties 168, Nutcrackers 61 | Season four | | Feb 27, 2010 | Cosmonaughties 65, Wicked Pissahs 177 | Season four | | October 2010 | Cosmonaughties 96, Nutcrackers 109 | Season three championships | | Sep 19, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 121, Wicked Pissahs 102 | Season three playoffs | | Aug 15, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 68, Wicked Pissahs 142 | Season three | | July 11, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 111, PVRD Weapons of Mass Destruction 128 | Greenfield, MA (expo) | | June 20, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 74, Nutcrackers 129 | Season three | | May 16, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 77, Wicked Pissahs 103 | Season three | | Mar 21, 2009 | Cosmonaughties 42, Nutcrackers 121
| Season three | | Jun 14, 2008 | Cosmonaughties 58, Wicked Pissahs 69 | Season two championship | | Apr 12, 2008 | Cosmonaughties 90, Nutcrackers 69 | Season two playoffs | | Feb 9, 2008 | Cosmonaughties 64, Wicked Pissahs 103 | Season two | | Dec 8, 2007 | Cosmonaughties 42, Nutcrackers 69 | Season two | | May 5, 2007 | Cosmonaughties 80, Wicked Pissahs 104 | Season one championship | | Mar 10, 2007 | Cosmonaughties 52, Maine Vacationland Vixens 27 | Expo | | Nov 11, 2006 | Cosmonaughties 95, Nutcrackers 63 | Season one | | Sep 16, 2006* | Cosmonaughties 58, Wicked Pissahs 58 | Season one | | Mar 17, 2006 | Cosmonaughties 22, Nutcrackers 29, Wicked Pissahs 28 | Three-way expo |
* A scorekeeper's error led to this bout, originally called 58-56 in favor of the Cosmos, being adjusted to reflect an actual tie score. Since the error was discovered afterward, no overtime jams were played. |