Cosmonaughties

With their league of Soviet Cyborgs, the Cosmonaughties have been diligently working in the Vulvatron Lab. They've hopped into their rocket, the Fallopia Automatica and have travelled through space and time with only one thing on their minds, roller derby. (Photo by Erin Caruso)

Cosmonaughties 2010

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meet the team

 Hayley Contagious (co-captain)

 Splitter Noggin (co-captain)

 

Bedlam Belle

Flat Enya

Jennasaurus Wrecks

Luv-Lee McDeath

Rocky

Vicious Vivacious Vera

 

2010 Recruits:

Dee Stortion

Jackie K.O.

Lady GagYa

Lady Shatterly

Peggy Sueplex

R.O.U.S.

Salome Splatter

Slam Chowdah


Mascots:

Dragomir Pisimov

Vulvatron 5000

Cosmos logo

 

Bouting history

Links go to our bout recaps.

May 15, 2010Cosmonaughties 102, Wicked Pissahs 107Season four
April 17, 2010Cosmonaughties 168, Nutcrackers 61Season four
Feb 27, 2010Cosmonaughties 65, Wicked Pissahs 177Season four
October 2010 Cosmonaughties 96, Nutcrackers 109 Season three championships
Sep 19, 2009Cosmonaughties 121, Wicked Pissahs 102Season three playoffs
Aug 15, 2009Cosmonaughties 68, Wicked Pissahs 142Season three
July 11, 2009Cosmonaughties 111, PVRD Weapons of Mass Destruction 128Greenfield, MA (expo)
June 20, 2009Cosmonaughties 74, Nutcrackers 129Season three
May 16, 2009Cosmonaughties 77, Wicked Pissahs 103Season three
Mar 21, 2009Cosmonaughties 42, Nutcrackers 121
Season three
Jun 14, 2008Cosmonaughties 58, Wicked Pissahs 69Season two championship
Apr 12, 2008Cosmonaughties 90, Nutcrackers 69Season two playoffs
Feb 9, 2008Cosmonaughties 64, Wicked Pissahs 103Season two
Dec 8, 2007Cosmonaughties 42, Nutcrackers 69Season two
May 5, 2007Cosmonaughties 80, Wicked Pissahs 104Season one championship
Mar 10, 2007Cosmonaughties 52, Maine Vacationland Vixens 27Expo
Nov 11, 2006Cosmonaughties 95, Nutcrackers 63Season one
Sep 16, 2006*Cosmonaughties 58, Wicked Pissahs 58Season one
Mar 17, 2006Cosmonaughties 22, Nutcrackers 29,
Wicked Pissahs 28
Three-way expo

 

* A scorekeeper's error led to this bout, originally called 58-56 in favor of the Cosmos, being adjusted to reflect an actual tie score. Since the error was discovered afterward, no overtime jams were played.

 

 
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