Team: Nutcrackers
Name: Maya Mangleyou
Number: 11:11
Position You Play: All around menace
Status: Furious
Injuries: Born without a heart
Loves: Birds, BSG, babies, Rachel Maddow, NPR, moustaches
Despises: Cages, people who don't recycle, nasty beer, people who wear too much gold, and weird space girls
Biggest Weakness: Tickle fights
Favorite Song: "Breaking Dishes" by Rihanna
Favorite Food or Drink: Gouda cheese!!!
Favorite Fan: Multi-way tie between Mr. Mangle, Jake the Snake, and the House of Mangle
No. of Tattoos: Not applicable
Favorite Derby Moment: When I was beckoned to the Nuthouse
How You Got Involved in Derby: I was watching 'Dinner Impossible' on the Food Network and it featured a team from NJ. I thought to myself: this is so rad! So I googles Boston roller derby and went to my first roller clinic--where an old man told me I was skating wrong. But I prevailed... And I also challenge that old man to meet me on the track!!! | 
