Expelled from the Académie for conduct unbecoming of a dancer, this troupe of ballerina bruisers sought a sport where their talents for cussing and brawling would be put to better use. They traded toe shoes for quad skates and now The Nutcrackers are kicking ass and breaking legs with the Boston Derby Dames.
2013 Roster
Belle Air Bomber (co-captain)
Crown Joules (co-captain)
Badonkey Kong
Betty Swoop
Dottie Danger
Dr Pepper Spray
EmNasty
Farmer Geddon
Haddie Collider
Kitty Twister
Mandoline Slicer
Maya Mangleyou
Mystic R.I.P.her
Pass the Biscuits
Pegasister
Planitz Collide
RJ CRAY
Smackarena
Managers
Prince of Paine
Shark Week
2012 Roster
Kitty Twister (co-captain) • Maya Mangleyou (co-captain) • Badonkey Kong • Belle Air Bomber • Crown Joules • Dottie Danger • Dr Pepper Spray • Dreadnought • Eraseher Head • Farmer Geddon • Faithless Baumer &bull Mystic R.I.P.her • Pass the Biscuits • Planitz Collide • RJ Cray • Robot Unicorn Attack • Speed Metal • Wanda Herchu
2011 Roster
Dreadnought (co-captain) • Maya Mangleyou (co-captain) • Badonkey Kong • Belle Air Bomber • Britknee Breaker • Chickie Cutlette • Crown Joules • Dr Pepper Spray • Farmer Geddon • Holly Nass • Kitty Twister • Mystic R.I.P.her • Robot Unicorn Attack • Shark Week • Sookie Slayer • Speed Metal • Whitey Vulgar
2010 Roster
Britknee Breaker (co-captain) • Lil’ Paine (co-captain) • Bloodbath Bettie • Chickie Cutlette • Dreadnought • Dr Pepper Spray • Farmer Geddon • Ha Ha Hazely • Holly Nass • Kitty Twister • Malicen Thunderland • Maya Mangleyou • Mystic R.I.P.her • Shark Week • Sookie Slayer • Speed Metal
2009 Roster
Britknee Breaker (co-captain) • Sheryl Crowbar (co-captain) • Bloodbath Bettie • Chickie Cutlette • Dreadnought • Holly Nass • Kitty Twister • Lil’ Paine • Malicen Thunderland • Marie Fury • Ruby Khan • Speed Metal • Sugar Hits • Xena Paradox
2007 Roster
Kitty Twister (co-captain) • Sarah Doom (co-captain) • Amy Fister • Bloodbath Bettie • Lois Carmen Dominator • Malicen Thunderland • Marie Fury • Quick Sandy • Ruby Khan • Sheryl Crowbar • Wanda Whipya
2006 Roster
Kitty Twister (co-captain) • Sarah Doom (co-captain) • Cookie Push • Ginger Slap • Helen Killer • Lady Fang • Malicen Thunderland • Marie Fury • Ruby Khan • Wanda Whipya
2005 Roster
Kitty Twister (co-captain) • Sarah Doom (co-captain) • Cookie Push • Ginger Slap • Helen Killer • Lady Fang • Malicen Thunderland • Marie Fury • Ruby Khan • Wanda Whipya
