With their league of Soviet Cyborgs, the Cosmonaughties have been diligently working in the Vulvatron Lab. They’ve hopped into their rocket, the Fallopia Automatica, and have travelled through space and time with only one thing on their minds: roller derby.
2013 Roster
Space Invader #1978 (co-captain)
Tiny Dancer #3 (co-captain)
Artoo Detoonate #B33P
Bad Ass Mama #123
Celia Casket #6
Coopa Troopa #14
Dee Stortion #1 Louder
Elle L. Cool Jam #429
Frenchie Von Knuckles #327
HardCore #88
Jackie K.O. #10 counts
R.O.U.S. #510
Shayna Nestor #GV859
She Bear #28-73
Slam Chowdah #51A
Tears for Phearsome #37
Vixen TaHitcha #357
Managers
Splatrick Korolev
Ivy Morphine
Dr. Cool Jam
Mascots
Dragomir Pisimov
Vulvatron 5000
Astro Bandit
2012 Roster
Jackie K.O. (co-captain) • R.O.U.S. (co-captain) • Artoo Detoonate • Bad Ass Mama • Dee Stortion • Elle L. Cool Jam • Frenchie Von Knuckles • Hayley Contagious • Ivy Morphine • Lady GagYa • Mrs. Dash • Rocky • Salome Splatter • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Splitter Noggin • Tiny Dancer • Vixen TaHitCha
2011 Roster
Peggy Sueplex (co-captain) • Salome Splatter (co-captain) •
Dee Stortion • Frenchie Von Knuckles • Hayley Contagious • Jackie K.O. • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lady GagYa • Mrs. Dash • Rocky • R.O.U.S. • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Splitter Noggin • Tiny Dancer • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2010 Roster
Hayley Contagious (co-captain) • Splitter Noggin (co-captain) • Bedlam Belle • Dee Stortion • Flat Enya • Jackie K.O. • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lady GagYa • Lady Shatterly • Luv-Lee McDeath • Peggy Sueplex • Rocky • R.O.U.S. • Salome Splatter • Slam Chowdah • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2009 Roster
Mrs. Dash (co-captain) • Vicious Vivacious Vera (co-captain) • Bedlam Belle • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jaque • Hayley Contagious • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Killary Clinton • Luv Lee McDeath • Queen Kamayhemayhem • Rocky • Splitter Noggin • Zoom Badda Boomz
2008 Roster
Flat Enya (co-captain) • Maura Buse (co-captain) • Anna WrecksYa • Claire D Way • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Full Metal Jacque • Ivana Clobber • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Mrs. Dash • NoraEaster • Pitts of Rage • Pussy Venom • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2007 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Pussy Venom (co-captain) • Claire D Way • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jacque • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lyrical Gangsta • Maura Buse • Rocky
2006 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Maura Buse (co-captain) • CoCo A Go-Go • Claire D. Way • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jacque • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lyrical Gangsta • Pussy Venom
2005 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Raquel Squelch (co-captain) • Bone Saw • Callie Ente • CoCo A Go-Go • Full Metal Jacque • Maura Buse • Pussy Venom • Violet Rage
