The Boston Massacre is BDD’s internationally-ranked travel team, and is currently ranked . The pantsless militia was mustered into roller derby service in October 2005, and fights valiantly against opponents from from coast to coast. The true patriot knows what to do when he hears the faint whoosh of quad skates in the night and the distant cry, “Pack up if by land, check block if by sea!”
2013 Roster
Massacre Awesome Leadership Team
Ginger Kid (co-captain)
Shark Week (co-captain)
Dusty (manager/coach)
Lil Paine (skater/coach)
Kevin Up (manager)
Charter
Anna Wrecksya
Bad Person
Belle Air Bomber
Craisy Dukes
Crown Joules
Dee Stortion
Dixie Kicks
Dottie Danger (Goose)
Hayley Contagious
Flyin’ King
Lois Carmen Dominator
Maude Forbid
Maya Mangleyou
Shayna Nestor
Space Invader
Speed Metal
Vixen Tahitcha
2012 Roster
M.A.L.T.: Ginger Kid (co-captain) • Shark Week (co-captain) • Dusty (manager) • Lil Paine (skater/coach) • Mona Mour (manager)
ROSTER: Anna Wrecksya • Bad Person • Crown Joules • Dee Stortion • Dixie Kicks • Dottie Danger • Estrogeena Davis • Hayley Contagious • Ivanna Shankabitch • Lois Carmen Dominator • Maude Forbid • Maya Mangleyou • Mrs. Dash • Robot Unicorn Attack • Shayna Nestor • Space Invader • Speed Metal • Sugar Hits • Vixen Tahitcha
2011 Roster
M.A.L.T.: Ivanna Shankabitch (co-captain) • Quick Sandy (co-captain) • Lady Shatterly (skater/coach) • Lil Paine (skater/coach) • Mona Mour (manager)
ROSTER: Anna Wrecksya • Anita Bangher • Bad Person • Bumpus • Claire D. Way • Dee Stortion • Dixie Kicks • Etta Maims • Ginger Kid • Hayley Contagious • Lois Carmen Dominator • Maura Buse • Maude Forbid • Maya Mangleyou • Mona Mour • Robot Unicorn Attack • Shayna Nestor • Shark Week • Speed Metal • Sugar Hits
2010 Roster
M.A.L.T.: Claire D. Way (co-captain) • Pina Collidah (co-captain) • Lois Carmen Dominator (skater/coach) • Britknee Breaker (skater/coach) • Mona Mour (manager)
ROSTER: Anna Wrecksya • Anita Bangher • Harley Quinn • Harlot Fevah • Ivanna Shankabitch • Killary Clinton • Lil Paine • Maura Buse • Miss Mary Smack • Mrs. Dash • Quick Sandy • Shellby Shattered • Splitter Noggin • Sugar Hits
2009 Roster
Anna Wrecksya • Harley Quinn • Harlot Fevah • Kitty Twister • KrushPuppy • Lois Carmen Dominator • Maude Forbid • Maura Buse • Mrs. Dash • Pina Collidah • Pussy Venom • Rocky • Sugar Hits • Shellby Shattered • Triple Deck-Her
2008 Roster
Anna Wrecksya • Claire D. Way • Etta Maims • Harley Quinn • Harlot Fevah • Krushpuppy • Lois Carmen Dominator • Maura Buse • Pussy Venom • Quick Sandy • Sarah Doom • Shelby Shattered • Sheryl Crowbar • Sugar Hits • Tootsie • Triple Deck-Her
2007 Roster
Wanda Whipya (captain) • Betty Spite • Claire D. Way • CoCo-A-GoGo • Harlot Fevah • Ivana Clobber • Kitty Twister • Lois Carmen Dominator • Malicen Thunderland • Maura Buse • Miss Mary Smack • Pina Collidah • Pussy Venom • Quick Sandy • Sarah Doom • Shellby Shattered • Sheryl Crowbar
